First new post... FUCK!

Hello and here I am as my Mass Media Communication professor advised, I have created a blog! Okay, this is the part where I allow you to jump up and down for my latest achievement. Then again, I've had accounts here on blogger before but I decided to make my blog a bit more formal. I still don't like the title I've given to my page but what the... I'll say it, fuck. This is college and I don't really care of I will be reprehended for cursing out. Like fuck is a bad word. Actually it has been proven that the "Fuck" was truly "F.U.C.K," an abbreviation for "Fornicating Under Concent of King." When you fornicate you FUCK!

I will try my best to keep this blog as funny as possible, but I am not always a funny person. Here are a few things you should know about me... and I will make it 100! I am only kidding, I will make it 10.

1. Don't ever call me by my given name of Eloisa, always call me Ellie. Those you calls me Eloisa are Fucked!

2. I am woman.... hear me PMS! Wait a minute, I can't PMS right now because I am PREGNANT! First baby, by the way. It took me a long time. By the rate I was in high school, having sex since I was 16, I thought I was going to be popping a baby by junior year. Then again, that almost happen. *Sadness coming up* I had a miscarriage at 16.

3. I am in love with the same guy that got me pregnant at the age of 16. I might talk about him A LOT on this amazing blog. YES, he is the father of the baby I am having right now. NO, we have not been together for 6 years. YES, I have been in love with him for that long. NO, I don't love or want anyone else... unless you are a nice, fun and sexy female.

4. I am bisexual. I came out of the closet when I was 16 and I am still having a battle with my mother about my sexuality. Trust me, I am careful; I don't sleep with everyone and the only guy I've never been protected with is the guy I've known for six years. Just because we had a long gap, doesn't mean that I don't know who he has been with and such. Then again, he isn't anti-birth control. We just don't want to use them. I strongly suggest to the bisexual women reading this blog to contact me if you'd like an encounter. I'm a feline in la cama.

5. I am multi talented. Ask my boyfriend. I'm only kidding on that. Not just sexual talents, but also I am talented in the arts. I write, sing, songwrite, write music, play piano, play guitar, dabble in photography, and create amazing fashion designs.

6. I am writing a book. I could publish it on here under another blog, I think. It is my memoir and I have called it "Among the Dead: The Memoirs of a Fallen Angel." Yes, the title was taken from a line of "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence. I have the cover art done. Oh, yeah, there it is! I posted it!

7. I support the non-profit organization called To Write Love On Her Arms due to the fact that I used to self-injure or how ever you want to call it; self-mutilate, self-harm... myself for 2003 until 2005. I admit that I've done it but back then it was an everyday thing. I am telling you all, I have a very dark, sick side.

8. Not only am I going to share this blog with everyone in my class but I am well aware that I am sharing it with the whole world. I am not ashamed of the things I am saying here. Truly, I do not care one bit of what people will say about this blog. Read it if you want, if not, I believe there are by far other blogs more interesting than this one.

9. Besides writing, music is my life. Like I said before I am well involved in music by my many talents but I do want to have a career in journalism by writing in a music magazine or by broadcasting in a music station.

10. My biggest goal in life is to own my online magazine, a music/clothing store with a

piercing/tattoo parlor in it. I will still attempt to do music but these are my biggest goals. I am in the process of fulfilling one goal that I've always wanted to fulfill and that is becoming a mother. A thing that I was not sure if I was going to be able to fulfil when I was diagnosed with Polycistic Ovarian Syndrome or PCOS.

There you have it, my introduction. It isn't a lot but at least it tells you a bit about myself. Of course, this is naturally how I am, and I am not talking about the picture, I am talking aobut the writing. I say things like these all the time. I need to make people laugh every now and then. I find that seriousness can cause so many diseases and who the fuck wants to die of diseases. Laugh! Cheese and Rice! For once in your life, read a little silly thing like this one and laugh out loud!